I told the guy who would be buying my old phone that I would call him when I was out of the Apple store. "What time do you think that will be", he asked. I wanted to be CONSERVATIVE, so I replied, "about 9:00am. I'm getting there at 6:45, so i can't imagine it will take that long." I'm a first-class fool.
6:30am I put my 5-year-old in the car and told her she was going with me to "pick-up my new iPhone" at the mall. I figured she would get fidgety in the store, but we wouldn't be there that long. At one point, while driving to Crabtree Valley [...]