12 reasons to become a social media Cyborg
- I’ll have a built-in wireless connection via 8G so I’ll be always on
- I can auto tweet from my Cyborg brain by just thinking it.
- No sleep, I can work 24/7
- No feelings, talk all the smack all you want.
- My eyes will be a webcam and I can live stream from anywhere in real-time. (you see what I see)
- I’ll have my own social network called “FaceBorg” and you’ll play the game poke the borg
- I will have a built-in iPhone in my arm
- My Cyborg OS will run off of a future Mac OS X release
- I won’t be a race/color, just a Cyborg
- No bathroom breaks
- I’ll have a jet pack and fly to any conference I want.
- I’ll be unique until the clones start shipping.
Ok, I’m ready to sign-up to be the first Terminator, anybody want to join me?
Any other reasons to become a Cyborg?
Just having a little fun 🙂