12 reasons to become a social media Cyborg!

12 reasons to become a social media Cyborg

1. I’ll have a built-in wireless connection via 8G so I’ll be always on
2. I can auto tweet from my Cyborg brain by just thinking it.
3. No sleep, I can work 24/7
4. No feelings, talk all the smack all you want.
5. My eyes will be a webcam and I can live stream from anywhere in real-time. (you see what I see)
6. I’ll have my own social network called “FaceBorg” and you’ll play the game poke the borg
7. I will have a built-in iPhone in my arm
8. My Cyborg OS will run off of a future Mac OS X release
9. I won’t be a race/color,  just a Cyborg
10. No bathroom breaks
11. I’ll have a jet pack and fly to any conference I want.
12. I’ll be unique until the clones start shipping.

Ok, I’m ready to sign-up to be the first Terminator, anybody want to join me?

Any other reasons to become a Cyborg?

Just having a little fun 🙂

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