Posted on August 12, 2009 - by Wayne Sutton

12 reasons to become a social media Cyborg!

12 reasons to become a social media Cyborg

1. I’ll have a built-in wireless connection via 8G so I’ll be always on
2. I can auto tweet from my Cyborg brain by just thinking it.
3. No sleep, I can work 24/7
4. No feelings, talk all the smack all you want.
5. My eyes will be a webcam and I can live stream from anywhere in real-time. (you see what I see)
6. I’ll have my own social network called “FaceBorg” and you’ll play the game poke the borg
7. I will have a built-in iPhone in my arm
8. My Cyborg OS will run off of a future Mac OS X release
9. I won’t be a race/color,  just a Cyborg
10. No bathroom breaks
11. I’ll have a jet pack and fly to any conference I want.
12. I’ll be unique until the clones start shipping.

Ok, I’m ready to sign-up to be the first Terminator, anybody want to join me?

Any other reasons to become a Cyborg?

Just having a little fun

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Written by Wayne Sutton

Wayne is the business development/marketing strategist for TriOut and partner at OurHashtag. For more, follow SocialWayne.com on Twitter, Buzz, and Facebook. Also check out the SocialWayne Podcast in iTunes. See all posts by Wayne Sutton.